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[latrine_orderly]

[And suddenly, should you choose to watch it, your laptop plays a video full of disturbing imagery and symbolism... or it would, if Excel had gotten around to actually making one. Instead you get a random link to the Ringu curse video or maybe an Excel Saga music video that's doing it wrong or maybe an episode of Sexy Commando, just because I like

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[as_apple_pie]

. . .

[latrine_orderly]

Well hi there, Teitou! Whaddaya think of my new job?

[as_apple_pie]

Excel, what?

[latrine_orderly]

Excel got her a job as onna them vengeful spirits! I crawl out of laptops and kill people! *waves cheerfully from her well* I'm on break right now, though!

[rafalzokusenshi]

What the hell!?

[latrine_orderly]

SUP

[rafalzokusenshi]

Wh-- DON'T DO THAT TO ME!

[latrine_orderly]

DO WHAT? *craaaaaaawling~*

[yakultjunkie]

If I am not able to travel through the computer screens, then you aren't either!

[latrine_orderly]

YOUR LOGIC DOES NOT APPLY TO EXCEL!

[yakultjunkie]

That's not fair!

[latrine_orderly]

ANY SITUATION IN WHICH ACROSS WINS IS TOTALLY FAIR.

[the_kings_eyes]

...what.

[latrine_orderly]

YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE WRATH OF MY VENGEFUL SPIRIT! IT'S VENGEFUL AND WRATHY!

[the_kings_eyes]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR EYE?!

[latrine_orderly]

That there's a good question! Decomposition, maybe?

[knowing_smile]

...

[latrine_orderly]

Hellodelyodely! *waves from her well*

[knowing_smile]

... hello Excel-san. New part-time job?

[latrine_orderly]

Yep! It's pretty hard to get a good job when you're croaked, but they seemed to like Excel's style at this one! If I kill ten teenagers by the end of the week, I get a bonus!