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[fake_alchemist]

I've tried dealing with it the nice way, but people keep asking me the same question. And eventually that gets extremely frustrating. So now I'm going to deal with things my own way.

One-two-three-four, I declare a snark war.

Comments

[just_wes]

I claim amnesty. I'm just not good at snarking, you know that.

What question?

[fake_alchemist]

I do not hear that question, and will not respond.

[just_wes]

... alright then. I think I'll better talk to you when snark war is over.

[fake_alchemist]

He's off in some other world, with who knows what kind of creepy old men trying to get at him.

[spring_spring]

Saying it like that, people'll just keep asking you what that question is now, won't they?

[fake_alchemist]

It's possible, old man, but at least then they can get it out of the way now.

[spring_spring]

...old man? What the hell?

[fake_alchemist]

You've reached the pinnacle of your development in life, and can only go downhill from here. Not to mention, your fashion is terribly outdated.

[number1idol]

Here I was guilty for not having stopped by to ask yet.

[fake_alchemist]

You'd have to actually leave your cabin to do that.

[number1idol]

This is why it hasn't happened yet. Everything moves along.

[fake_alchemist]

It'll stop and take notice if you do that glasses flash more often. There's nothing like blinding people to make a first impression and actually meet someone.

[moerines]

"Snark"?

[fake_alchemist]

Honestly, people don't know anything important these days.

[moerines]

Sorry, I'm still learning about this world . . . um, isn't someone building a fence to keep the snark out?

[fake_alchemist]

It isn't hard to get around a fence.

[fake_alchemist]

Someone around here has to come up with creative solutions.

[fake_alchemist]

They might as well be synonyms.