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[fake_alchemist]

I've tried dealing with it the nice way, but people keep asking me the same question. And eventually that gets extremely frustrating. So now I'm going to deal with things my own way.

One-two-three-four, I declare a snark war.

Comments

[fake_alchemist]

Someone around here has to come up with creative solutions.

[fake_alchemist]

They might as well be synonyms.

[fake_alchemist]

I'm not being picky about my victories.

[fake_alchemist]

Technically, I can't afford anything.

[fake_alchemist]

I'd rather not bother with paying for anything.

[fake_alchemist]

That's what Ed's money is for.

[fake_alchemist]

Why should you pay for something when you can put it on a midget alchemist's tab?