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[fake_alchemist]

I've tried dealing with it the nice way, but people keep asking me the same question. And eventually that gets extremely frustrating. So now I'm going to deal with things my own way.

One-two-three-four, I declare a snark war.

Comments

[spring_spring]

Saying it like that, people'll just keep asking you what that question is now, won't they?

[fake_alchemist]

It's possible, old man, but at least then they can get it out of the way now.

[spring_spring]

...old man? What the hell?

[fake_alchemist]

You've reached the pinnacle of your development in life, and can only go downhill from here. Not to mention, your fashion is terribly outdated.

[spring_spring]

What're you talking about? You don't look much younger than me, and your clothes are the strange ones.

[fake_alchemist]

I'm told I look older than I am. As for you thinking my clothes are strange...well, that just goes to show how backwards your own culture is.

[spring_spring]

Really. Or maybe you're the one that's backward with wearing such uncomfortable-looking things.

[fake_alchemist]

They're called suspenders. They hold your pants up. I suppose I shouldn't hold it against you if your culture has yet to discover such civilized concepts as that, though.

[spring_spring]

If you can't even keep your pants up without tying them across your shoulders-- *reaching to snap one of said suspenders* --doesn't sound very smart to me.

[fake_alchemist]

*and pushing that hand back afterward*

No touching.

[spring_spring]

See? Mine is better than that.

[fake_alchemist]

Yours is ugly.

[spring_spring]

Can't help the uniform, but at least it's nicer than the colorless stuff you've got on.

[fake_alchemist]

You don't wear fancy clothes when you work in the dirt and with various chemicals all day.

[spring_spring]

If you think this is fancy, you're worse off than I thought.

[fake_alchemist]

I'm absolutely broke, but I was just explaining why I don't wear colorful clothes.