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[sexy_roach]

ATTENTION CAMP

WE FIND YOUR LACK OF STRIPPERS...

DISTURBING.

Sincerely,
Madarame Ikkaku and Sha Gojyo

ETA: DEAR CAMP:

IT'S OUR BIRTHDAY, PLEASE TO NOT BE JUDGING AND/OR MOCKING OUR PAIN. AS IKKAKU SAID, WE ARE VERY DISAPPOINTED IN EVERYONE. FAIL, CAMP. JUST-- FAIL.

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[insertbaldjoke]

IS THIS TRAGEDY?

[sexy_roach]

I THINK SO, YES.

[insertbaldjoke]

I THINK THEY ARE MISSING THE POINT ENTIRELY.

[sexy_roach]

THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT US.

[paopuprincess]

Are you volunteering then?

[insertbaldjoke]

...not today.

[paopuprincess]

What's today?

[insertbaldjoke]

Special is what it is, DAMN ALL OF YOU TO HELL.

[toiletseat_girl]

Awww, poor babies. My heart bleeds for you, it really does.

[insertbaldjoke]

My heart's bleedin' for me, too, George-chan. Lemme tell you.

[toiletseat_girl]

Well, if there's anything I can do to help?

Ask someone else.

[insertbaldjoke]

...

[1_800_purelady]

How can you say that?!

[insertbaldjoke]

WITH RELATIVE EASE

[1_800_purelady]

This camp cannot handle any more de-clothing.

[insertbaldjoke]

Well I shouldn't have to unless you'd like to touch base that quick or something. I mean, I don't even know your name lady.

[head_playboy]

But we do have decent exotic dancers.

[insertbaldjoke]

...look, if I go through the trouble of setting up a goddamn pole somewhere, I don't care how effeminate your males are I AIN'T BUYING.

[head_playboy]

Then I guess you will have to endure the lack of eye candy with the rest of us.

[insertbaldjoke]

The hell I will, Nanba. THE HELL I WILL.