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[sexy_roach]

ATTENTION CAMP

WE FIND YOUR LACK OF STRIPPERS...

DISTURBING.

Sincerely,
Madarame Ikkaku and Sha Gojyo

ETA: DEAR CAMP:

IT'S OUR BIRTHDAY, PLEASE TO NOT BE JUDGING AND/OR MOCKING OUR PAIN. AS IKKAKU SAID, WE ARE VERY DISAPPOINTED IN EVERYONE. FAIL, CAMP. JUST-- FAIL.

Comments

[toiletseat_girl]

Awww, poor babies. My heart bleeds for you, it really does.

[insertbaldjoke]

My heart's bleedin' for me, too, George-chan. Lemme tell you.

[toiletseat_girl]

Well, if there's anything I can do to help?

Ask someone else.

[insertbaldjoke]

...

[toiletseat_girl]

. . . I wore a fur bikini for you yesterday and that's not good enough?

[insertbaldjoke]

NOT TODAY IT ISN'T.

[toiletseat_girl]

Really. Mind if I ask why?

[insertbaldjoke]

...

Well.

Now I'm just disappointed.

[toiletseat_girl]

. . . yeah, I kinda noticed that. Only instead of "disappointed," I was gonna say "pouty."

[insertbaldjoke]

...c'mon, I can't be expected to throw all the parties all the time.

[toiletseat_girl]

. . . what d'you mean, all the parties all the time? You usually throw 'em when it's-----

[toiletseat_girl]

[toiletseat_girl]

----holy shit. It's your birthday?!?

[insertbaldjoke]

...yes. I tend to have those every so often. About once a year, I'd say. Around this time. Around right the fuck now.

[toiletseat_girl]

How come you didn't say anything about it until today? I would've, I dunno. Gotten you something. Or tried to make something.

[insertbaldjoke]

...huh. I guess...it's been a long time since I had to.