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ATTENTION CAMP

WE FIND YOUR LACK OF STRIPPERS...

DISTURBING.

Sincerely,
Madarame Ikkaku and Sha Gojyo

ETA: DEAR CAMP:

IT'S OUR BIRTHDAY, PLEASE TO NOT BE JUDGING AND/OR MOCKING OUR PAIN. AS IKKAKU SAID, WE ARE VERY DISAPPOINTED IN EVERYONE. FAIL, CAMP. JUST-- FAIL.

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IS THIS TRAGEDY?

[sexy_roach]

I THINK SO, YES.

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I THINK THEY ARE MISSING THE POINT ENTIRELY.

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THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT US.

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I AM NOT FEELING THE LOVE. WHERE I NEED IT MOST.

[sexy_roach]

WELL, NEITHER AM I. BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN FEELING IT FOR THE LAST YEAR EITHER, SO.

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THESE DAYS'RE TOO DARK TO BE OURS, REDHEAD.

[sexy_roach]

DO YOU THINK WE'RE NOT BEING OBVIOUS ENOUGH?

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WE SHOULD HAVE SENT INVITATIONS THEN.

IN THE FORM OF BRICKS.

THROUGH WINDOWS.

ALTERNATIVELY, ON FACES.

[sexy_roach]

IT'S PROBABLY TOO LATE TO DO THAT NOW, HUH.

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WHAT TO DO, THOUGH?

[sexy_roach]

DEAR CAMP:

IT'S OUR BIRTHDAY, PLEASE TO NOT BE JUDGING AND/OR MOCKING OUR PAIN.

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ARE YOU ACTUALLY GONNA PUT IT ON THE POST, REDHEAD.

[sexy_roach]

GIMME A SEC, GOT ANYTHING TO ADD?

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NOTHING. EXCEPT THAT I AM VERY, VERY DISAPPOINTED IN EVERYONE.

[sexy_roach]

THERE WE GO. HOPEFULLY THAT'LL MAKE THEM REFLECT UPON THEIR ERRORS.