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ABARAI RENJI

Comments

[burasumonki]

...Yo.

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BY THE AUTHORITY VESTED IN ME ON VIRTUE OF THE FACT THAT A) I'M FUCKING AWESOME B) I AM THIRD-IN-COMMAND OF THE ELEVENTH DIVISION BUT TECHNICALLY SECOND-IN-COMMAND SINCE CAPTAIN AIN'T HERE BUT TECHNICALLY FIRST-IN-COMMAND SINCE IT'S NOT LIKE VICE CAPTAIN DOES ANY REAL WORK ANYWAY AND C) I'M FUCKING AWESOME

[burasumonki]

What the hell're you goin' on about?

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HASN'T BEEN THAT LONG SINCE YOUR TRANSFER SO IF YOU HAVEN'T IMPROVED IT'S NOT LIKE I'D BE SURPRISED

[bzzzkill]

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CAPTAIN SOI FONG

[bzzzkill]

Why are you shouting?

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And why are you calling me captain?

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Nice! Way! To get people's attention! 'Specially Renji, though being Kuchiki Byakuya and standing very quietly on top of roofs and shit helps, but what can I say. Just ain't my style!

shit NO REASON SORRY IT SLIPPED OHahahahahaha

[paopuprincess]

[use your inside voice]

...?

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AND KAIRI-CHAN

[paopuprincess]

W-why're you shouting?

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Good way to get people's attention! Other than dancing around in front of them without any clothes on or some shit like that! You know how it is!

[lick_it_]

Well, that was really loud.

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AND KIO

[lick_it_]

HI IKKAKU! WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

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REAL EFFECTIVE WAY TO GET PEOPLE'S ATTENTION, OR SO I'VE HEARD

[toiletseat_girl]

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Oi!

[toiletseat_girl]

. . . hi.

[toiletseat_girl]

Mind telling me what all the hollering's about?