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ABARAI RENJI

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CAPTAIN SOI FONG

[bzzzkill]

Why are you shouting?

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And why are you calling me captain?

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Nice! Way! To get people's attention! 'Specially Renji, though being Kuchiki Byakuya and standing very quietly on top of roofs and shit helps, but what can I say. Just ain't my style!

shit NO REASON SORRY IT SLIPPED OHahahahahaha

[bzzzkill]

...Kuchiki?

I see.

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Slipped?

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Kuchiki! Renji's in the service of the noble guard these days, Sixth Division extraordinaire!

Slipped! Got a little used to some things, what can I say!

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I've heard of him.

...Why would you be used to calling me captain?

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...uh. I. 'Cause.

Shit, this is one of those "delicate situations" you read about in the magazines, ain't it. What do I do?

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...it's a secret?

So, hey, tell me what you know 'bout how you landed your ass in this place?

[bzzzkill]

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It was very sudden. I was on my way to meet Yoruichi-sama and then I was here. I've been told this place has strange properties that can make things like that happen, though.

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What kinda properties, exactly?

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A lot of people are stuck here against their will. And it can bend time.

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...let's go with the bending time thing, sure. Couple bucks or whatnot says I'm not the Third Seat when you're from. Don't even remember how long ago that was, though. So.

[bzzzkill]

I'm not sure. We don't have a lot of interaction with the 11th Division.

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So say I'm from this future, right. Where I'm the Third Seat. And you're some kinda captain. And if I said all this right now, you'd saaaaaay...