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ABARAI RENJI

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[paopuprincess]

[use your inside voice]

...?

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AND KAIRI-CHAN

[paopuprincess]

W-why're you shouting?

[insertbaldjoke]

Good way to get people's attention! Other than dancing around in front of them without any clothes on or some shit like that! You know how it is!

[paopuprincess]

Well, you definitely got their attention.

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Mission accomplished eh? Should do this shit more often if I ever feel the need!

[paopuprincess]

So why're you shouting for Abarai Renji? Who is he?

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Abarai Renji's what you'd call a buddy. Vice Captain of the Sixth Division. Known 'im for some time now, let's just say, and there've been some interesting developments!

[paopuprincess]

What kind of developments?

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Unique and interesting developments, Kairi-chan! Soap opera type things, 'cept less with the drama and more with the shouting and hilarity and shit!

[paopuprincess]

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Are you in love with him or something?

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Obviously.

[paopuprincess]

Well, you said you were friends and that there were developments...

[insertbaldjoke]

Still friends, hey! But this's unique and special! Renji's just that kinda guy!

[paopuprincess]

[rolls eyes a little bit~]

So what kind of developments were you talking about?

[insertbaldjoke]

Not much, not much! Nothing out of the ordinary, nothing I'm harboring some real resentment for--yeah, yeah, guy's dating George-chan, nice guy, nice girl, they're both really nice people and what can I say! George-chan's a real catch! Just gotta make sure Renji's brawn's matching his brains these days!