"Hi, everybody! This is Mavis. I-- "

{unintelligible, heavily-accented male voice}

"Dad, I have to tell them who it is, or they won't know to leave a message.

No, I'm not saying that. No. Get real.

Because I want boys to call me. I want anybody who wants to call me to call me. That's what phones are f--- oh, fineHi, everybody, this is Mavis ( Read more... )