Voicemail

[callmemavy]

"Hi, everybody! This is Mavis. I-- "

{unintelligible, heavily-accented male voice}

"Dad, I have to tell them who it is, or they won't know to leave a message.

No, I'm not saying that. No. Get real.

Because I want boys to call me. I want anybody who wants to call me to call me. That's what phones are f--- oh, fine.

Hi, everybody, this is Mavis Dracula and you can leave me a message here, unless you're a stalker or a vampire hunter, in which case this isn't Mavis and you have the wrong number."

{more unintelligible male voice}

"...And if you call back, my dad will eat you? No, you won't, and I'm not saying that either."

{more unintelligible male voice}

"Okay, okay. And if you're a stalker and you call back, my dad will go--"




"--at you."