... real life:

Tony: "Wow, you're straight."
Nick: "Yeah, straight like a rainbow."

Me: (in a text) There is a kid sitting in front of me who is violently biting his finger.  ... and I thought of you.
Abby: WTF. weirdo. is he drawing blood? or single?
Me: BOTH
Abby: SCORE! HIT THAT SHIT!

chadicus7: I am a mighty fortress.

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