92 Near Disasters

[cal_sitter]

You know, City, had you had the decency to at least turn me into a rat, I would not now be watching from the questionable shelter of the top bookshelf as the cats attempt to decide if I'm worth their effort. As matters currently stand, I am not placing much faith in my ability to rebuff their advances.

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[majestad]

Picking on cats... shows you right.

[cal_sitter]

Yes, those unfortunate cats: fed, sheltered, provided with social interaction and appropriate medical care. They are horribly disadvantaged.

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[majestad]

Them gonna be "horribly disadvantaged" by your bones in their fucking stomachs soon, too.

[cal_sitter]

I rather doubt that. They know exactly what to do with a mouse, and that doesn't include consuming the entire corpse.

[halfed]

...Nik?

[cal_sitter]

If you're going to laugh, you might as well get it over with.

[halfed]

And just when I was about to offer you a hand.

[cal_sitter]

I wouldn't want to deprive you of your amusements.

[fangfatale]

[cal_sitter]

I'm certain you're amused as well.

[fangfatale]

Yes.

[cal_sitter]

Good for you.

[ohrosalita]

...So if you were a rat, you could take them?

Do you want some help there, Niko?

[cal_sitter]

I'd at least have a chance.

Cal had mercy on his older brother and locked the cats in the bedroom.

Apparently, that's where his mercy ends.

[ohrosalita]

I'm having trouble figuring out whether that's a yes or an excuse to complain about Cal. At least he's not standing on a stool, with a broom?

[cal_sitter]

It's an excuse to complain about Cal, and I'll add on an open invitation if you and Aden would like to get out of your apartment.