92 Near Disasters

[cal_sitter]

You know, City, had you had the decency to at least turn me into a rat, I would not now be watching from the questionable shelter of the top bookshelf as the cats attempt to decide if I'm worth their effort. As matters currently stand, I am not placing much faith in my ability to rebuff their advances.

Comments

[ohrosalita]

...So if you were a rat, you could take them?

Do you want some help there, Niko?

[cal_sitter]

I'd at least have a chance.

Cal had mercy on his older brother and locked the cats in the bedroom.

Apparently, that's where his mercy ends.

[ohrosalita]

I'm having trouble figuring out whether that's a yes or an excuse to complain about Cal. At least he's not standing on a stool, with a broom?

[cal_sitter]

It's an excuse to complain about Cal, and I'll add on an open invitation if you and Aden would like to get out of your apartment.

[ohrosalita]

I can stop by with snacks at least. Cheddar, or something fancy?

[cal_sitter]

You know, the idea that mice are mad for cheese is a myth.