92 Near Disasters

[cal_sitter]

You know, City, had you had the decency to at least turn me into a rat, I would not now be watching from the questionable shelter of the top bookshelf as the cats attempt to decide if I'm worth their effort. As matters currently stand, I am not placing much faith in my ability to rebuff their advances.

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[halfed]

...Nik?

[cal_sitter]

If you're going to laugh, you might as well get it over with.

[halfed]

And just when I was about to offer you a hand.

[cal_sitter]

I wouldn't want to deprive you of your amusements.

[halfed]

Do you want me to kick the cats out or not?

[cal_sitter]

Removing them to another room would be sufficient.

[halfed]

That's not the offer on the table, Cyrano.

[cal_sitter]

Do I look like I can stop you from doing whatever you like at this juncture?

[halfed]

That'd depend on whether you bite or not.

[All hail the mighty cat wrangler. They go in to Nik's room though.]

It's safe to come down now.

[cal_sitter]

And that would depend on how far you push me.

[Does not mind that the cats wind up in his room. Scurries down to the floor.]

[halfed]

[Watching...and grinning at the sight]

You're not going to start nesting or anything, are you?

[cal_sitter]

[Can't put Cal in a headlock. Can climb up the outside of his pants and bite his hand, though ... not enough to break skin, just to hurt.]

[halfed]

[Ouch! He flinches, though he does his very best not to send mouse!Niko flying.]

I could let the cats back out, you know.

[tailgrab!]

[cal_sitter]

[Agile!Nik! Twists around and up and grabs onto Cal's fingers with his tiny, sharp claws.]

You could, but I have a feeling you're fonder of me than that.