Weight Watchers goes to kindergarten.

Mar 25, 2005 08:39

Last night's Weight Watchers meeting was a thing of sheer, unabashed horror, which is why I'm posting about it outside my fitness filter: everyone needs to have the opportunity to share my pain. stakebait has already shared my pain, and applauded me for not killing and eating anyone during the endless agony of it all. It's pretty scary. There's ( Read more... )

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chirik March 25 2005, 17:13:05 UTC
I never thought to calculate the point value of human flesh, but ... I think that would be useful information, now.

Some of the substitutes leaders I've had were ... weird ... but nothing like that. (I really need to get back to attending my meetings. After being good for a couple years, I went through some hormonal changes and put 15 pounds back on. Yuck)

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cadhla March 25 2005, 17:17:04 UTC
Cooked human, skipping organ meats, is two Points an ounce. There's a formula for working out -- through subtraction of bone, and average fat and organ density -- how much meat is on an actual person, but that's at home.

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science_vixen March 25 2005, 18:34:17 UTC
So 60 people, apparantly heavy enough to go to WW, would be how many points?

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cadhla March 25 2005, 20:52:59 UTC
Given that 'heavy enough' is anywhere from one pound to two hundred pounds overweight, I couldn't possibly tell you.

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science_vixen March 25 2005, 21:41:38 UTC
Fair enough. I know some people who go to WW when I just want to feed them to stop them from floating away.

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science_vixen March 25 2005, 18:35:09 UTC
Why do I suddenly notice the canines in you userpick?

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cadhla March 25 2005, 20:53:27 UTC
Because you've suddenly realized that there's a good chance I might regard you as a foodsource? As a thought...

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science_vixen March 25 2005, 21:37:58 UTC
Serioustly look at this pic at double size:

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