Comments | cadhla: Weight Watchers goes to kindergarten.

cadhla

Weight Watchers goes to kindergarten.

Mar 25, 2005 08:39

Last night's Weight Watchers meeting was a thing of sheer, unabashed horror, which is why I'm posting about it outside my fitness filter: everyone needs to have the opportunity to share my pain. stakebait has already shared my pain, and applauded me for not killing and eating anyone during the endless agony of it all. It's pretty scary. There's ( Read more... )

rant, crankiness, weight watchers

Comments 29

vaspider March 25 2005, 16:54:31 UTC

Stabby. Death.

cadhla March 25 2005, 17:03:17 UTC

It was like...OMGWTFBBQ?! Are you a robot? Please tell me you're a robot. I'm allowed to KILL THE ROBOTS...

zou March 25 2005, 17:13:47 UTC

That's worse than Patty.

vaspider March 26 2005, 03:48:46 UTC

KILL ROBOT.

Dude. unseenlibrarian March 25 2005, 16:57:41 UTC

Did Scary Twee Disney Tink gone wrong make you miss the OC again? Cause...dude.

Re: Dude. cadhla March 25 2005, 17:02:25 UTC

No! No no no no! I got home and I saw and I'm going to write up my episode review and I was so right about the baby-stepping towards sane and also squeeeeeeee!

...although I think I must have somehow missed the very ending, because the last thing I remember is Seth and Summer making out on the bed. Although really, does anything else matter? Iamsosad.

chirik March 25 2005, 17:13:05 UTC

I never thought to calculate the point value of human flesh, but ... I think that would be useful information, now.

Some of the substitutes leaders I've had were ... weird ... but nothing like that. (I really need to get back to attending my meetings. After being good for a couple years, I went through some hormonal changes and put 15 pounds back on. Yuck)

cadhla March 25 2005, 17:17:04 UTC

Cooked human, skipping organ meats, is two Points an ounce. There's a formula for working out -- through subtraction of bone, and average fat and organ density -- how much meat is on an actual person, but that's at home.

science_vixen March 25 2005, 18:34:17 UTC

So 60 people, apparantly heavy enough to go to WW, would be how many points?

cadhla March 25 2005, 20:52:59 UTC

Given that 'heavy enough' is anywhere from one pound to two hundred pounds overweight, I couldn't possibly tell you.

Thread 8

braider March 25 2005, 17:16:14 UTC

Have you considered, say, sending this post to WW as a review of their substitute meeting leader?

cadhla March 25 2005, 17:17:46 UTC

She runs, like, five meetings that apparently do reasonably well; I think there are some people who really like twee. She's just not Sherry, who is ascerbic and can be lived with.

beable March 25 2005, 18:06:08 UTC

Like fluffy pagans, I think twee is the sort of thing which either you absolutely love and rhapsodize over (e.g. Liz in Gilmore Girls would probably love twee) or HATTTTEEEEEE with a fiery passion.

science_vixen March 25 2005, 18:32:50 UTC

and applauded me for not killing and eating anyone

No don't! Think of all the calories!