Recipe for a less grumpy blonde.
Take one (1) Seanan. Add to one (1) comic book store, where the new comics have just arrived. Let it shop for a while. For additional results, allow it to finally talk itself into the first volume of Morrison's 'New X-Men' in hardcover. Really, it'll be less dangerous in the long run, this way. Plus it means she'll have more shelf space for the other new books, since the hardcovers take up less room than the individual trades.
Do not disrupt your Seanan while she's justifying.
Proceed to one (1) Trader Joe's, where your Seanan can be united with two (2) boxes of cereal, one (1) bag of cocktail tomatoes, a package of many (lots) baby artichokes, and a big package (really really lots) of blackberries. These are essential supplies, especially if you enjoy having skin.
Take your Seanan home. Put it in the shower, along with one (1) bottle of Flying Fox, one (1) bottle of Cynthia Sylvia Stout, assorted hair-care products for blonde hair, and good acoustics. Leave. Upon exiting the shower, the Seanan will require food. Allow it to assemble a salad of mixed spring greens, diced cocktail tomatoes, pulled turkey breast, blackberries, mushrooms and blue cheese dressing. Do not attempt to eat the salad.
Now leave your Seanan alone for no less than one (1) hour. Your life expectancy will thank you.
Do not disrupt your Seanan while she's justifying.
Proceed to one (1) Trader Joe's, where your Seanan can be united with two (2) boxes of cereal, one (1) bag of cocktail tomatoes, a package of many (lots) baby artichokes, and a big package (really really lots) of blackberries. These are essential supplies, especially if you enjoy having skin.
Take your Seanan home. Put it in the shower, along with one (1) bottle of Flying Fox, one (1) bottle of Cynthia Sylvia Stout, assorted hair-care products for blonde hair, and good acoustics. Leave. Upon exiting the shower, the Seanan will require food. Allow it to assemble a salad of mixed spring greens, diced cocktail tomatoes, pulled turkey breast, blackberries, mushrooms and blue cheese dressing. Do not attempt to eat the salad.
Now leave your Seanan alone for no less than one (1) hour. Your life expectancy will thank you.