Doc must die.

[cadhla]

I'm going to have to kill my beloved Rob. He is one of my dear, dear friends; I love him more than I love almost everyone else in his height range; he must die.

And this is why he has to dieI'm not sure whether I'm appalled or incredibly flattered. I think flattered; I'd probably go with 'appalled' if it weren't for the unfortunate (sort of)

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[jemyl]

If you've got it, flaunt it! Glitter breasts sound like fun. I wonder if Bill would like those. Maybe for Christmas Eve? N.B. He wanted a topless care giver last night. *grin*

[quintus]

Very appropriate (nearly said 'doubly appropriate' but then thought the implicit 'paired feature' pun might get me killed) given the Jeff-esque nature of the Spiderman song.
Is there a dance that goes with it?