Ah, those wild and wacky stars.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Sneezes and yawns rise up in you without your conscious bidding. You can try to stifle them, but they have a will of their own. Just imagine if you were also visited at unexpected moments by the need to howl. Suddenly and without warning, you felt an irrepressible urge to unleash bellowing sounds -- simply because your instinctual nature was moved to forcefully express its joy at being alive, its longing to trumpet its power, and its impulse to shake up the stale vibes it found itself in. If there will ever come a time in your life when this marvel will actually happen, I bet it'll be in the coming weeks.
So apparently, my life is going to just ROCK in the weeks to come. I support this plan. I think, in fact, that this plan deserves expansion, and maybe a few sequels. Also, my horoscope continues to crack me up.
Sometimes I think I'm just too easily amused.
So apparently, my life is going to just ROCK in the weeks to come. I support this plan. I think, in fact, that this plan deserves expansion, and maybe a few sequels. Also, my horoscope continues to crack me up.
Sometimes I think I'm just too easily amused.