Dear inner magpie...
Dear inner magpie;
While I appreciate that you have always felt free to spread your wings and become an outer magpie when the urge struck you, I wish to draw your attention to the fact that you're entering convention season, you're in the middle of a large framing project, and you're about to get a kitten. Bearing all of these things in mind, I must regretfully inform you that you actually do not need more BPAL.
No, not even if it smells like blood and lilies.
No love,
Me.
In other news, my inner magpie is making a lot of noise, which means I should probably go write something to distract it. Ah, the joys and wonders of having an entire forest living inside my head.
While I appreciate that you have always felt free to spread your wings and become an outer magpie when the urge struck you, I wish to draw your attention to the fact that you're entering convention season, you're in the middle of a large framing project, and you're about to get a kitten. Bearing all of these things in mind, I must regretfully inform you that you actually do not need more BPAL.
No, not even if it smells like blood and lilies.
No love,
Me.
In other news, my inner magpie is making a lot of noise, which means I should probably go write something to distract it. Ah, the joys and wonders of having an entire forest living inside my head.