Clerihew Day!

[cadhla]

Today is National Clerihew Day! Here: have some Clerihews. Because we can.

"Michelle Dockrey,
Immune to mockrey,
Learned to her chagrin,
That noise wasn't the wind."

"Mia Nutick
Finds theraputic
The way the fools flee
When she sets the hounds free."

"Deborah Brannon
Uses a cannon
To make her points plain --
Educational pain!"

"Tony Fabris
Was sorry to see
The zombies' arrival.
He mourns for survival."

"Christopher Mangum
Knew this day would come;
Now all he can say
Is 'What caused the delay?'"

"Michelle McNeill
Just can't conceal
Her strong irritation
At this situation."

"Seanan McGuire,
She wasn't a liar;
She proudly proclaimed,
'I'm the one to be blamed!'"

...I never said they'd be zombie-free Clerihews...