Attacked by the snooze button.
I have always somewhat feared and envied those strange souls who could use the snooze button. Me, my alarm goes off, I'm generally up. The snooze button is just the thing you smack to stop the buzzing while you find your glasses, dislodge the cat, and finally use the actual 'off' switch. The snooze button does not allow you to get additional sleep.
Well, either I was real tired this morning, or my dream featured so many loud noises that my alarm failed to fully penetrate. Either way, my alarm went off, I opened my eyes...and realized, from the time on the display, that I had managed to successfully use the snooze button for the first time in something like fifteen years. Also, that I was going to miss my bus unless I learned to levitate.
Things I learned today:
1) To levitate.
2) I do not like the snooze button.
3) I do not like waking up and going straight into 'panic' mode because I managed to use the snooze button.
4) Lilly does not like it much, either, because a rampaging Mommy is much more likely to accidentally step on the cat. Also, I managed to knock Amberlee to the floor, forcing her to get off the bed, retrieve the velociraptor, and drag it back into the bed. Hell hath no fury like a Siamese forced to wrangle dinosaurs at five-twenty in the morning.
I am now going to sit here, eat my Luna Bar, and refrain from eating faces. What's new and different in the world?
Well, either I was real tired this morning, or my dream featured so many loud noises that my alarm failed to fully penetrate. Either way, my alarm went off, I opened my eyes...and realized, from the time on the display, that I had managed to successfully use the snooze button for the first time in something like fifteen years. Also, that I was going to miss my bus unless I learned to levitate.
Things I learned today:
1) To levitate.
2) I do not like the snooze button.
3) I do not like waking up and going straight into 'panic' mode because I managed to use the snooze button.
4) Lilly does not like it much, either, because a rampaging Mommy is much more likely to accidentally step on the cat. Also, I managed to knock Amberlee to the floor, forcing her to get off the bed, retrieve the velociraptor, and drag it back into the bed. Hell hath no fury like a Siamese forced to wrangle dinosaurs at five-twenty in the morning.
I am now going to sit here, eat my Luna Bar, and refrain from eating faces. What's new and different in the world?