Too sick to die.

[cadhla]

I am seriously too sick to die. Seriously. I've hit the stage of viral incubation where anything more strenuous than lying very still, occasionally breathing, and hitting 'play' to start the next episode of NCIS is just too damn much trouble to deal with. The cats are totally capitalizing on my condition, because the cats are bastards. I wound

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[gaaneden]

I'm sorry you're feeling so ill.

[cadhla]

Where is my horrible viral mutation? Where is my zombie apocalypse? Dammit, WHERE ARE MY BUBOES?!

If I'm too sick to go to the store for more DDP, I want buboes.

I will sulk now.

[technoshaman]

And what's worse? your name doesn't scan the same way "Michelle" does, so we can't even filk "Oh, Michelle" back at you. I guess we'll have to do something to "Pretty Little Dead Girl" or something....

It's the nasty-case-of-con-crud-after-Baycon blues.

(Of course, that's by no means a blues tune, but hey, I'm just That Fuzzy Man, you're the one with the statues. :)

[cadhla]

I may be dead, but I'm still pretty.

[technoshaman]

Aye, lassie, I canna argue that. But I think I'll be after skippin' the drag race. :)

[djonn]

And what's worse? your name doesn't scan the same way "Michelle" does, so we can't even filk "Oh, Michelle" back at you.

Sure we can.

Seanan dear, let’s be clear,
When you speak of plagues and zombies
We’ve been taking it as given that you’d be immune!
Seanan dear, listen here,
“Living dead” is not an option;
We insist that you get better really soon!

Verses will be along later, never fear....

[technoshaman]

*GRIN*

[cadhla]

I...I...

I think I love you right now.

[gaaneden]

Well, as I was NOT patient zero, you don't get the cool stuff. Sorry. You should choose your pandemic better next time. :)

[cadhla]

Dammit!

I fail at plague.