Song: Zombie Wedding.
My boyfriend Billy took a bullet to the head --
It was with your shield or on it, and he came home dead.
But I find that I am not concerned
Even though my lover's soon to be interred.
He'll make an honest woman out of me.
We'll have a zombie wedding next week at the cemetary!
It really doesn't bother me that he's dead!
I know that true love conquers all and that's why we'll wed!
He'll make an honest woman out of me.
We'll have a zombie wedding next week at the cemetary!
Now Billy signed the roster and he went to war --
I asked him, 'Billy, what'd you go and do that for?'
He said 'I thought it might be fun.'
Well, I hope he had a really swell time with that gun.
He'll make an honest woman out of me.
We'll have a zombie wedding next week at the cemetary!
It really doesn't bother me what they say!
I'm gonna swear to honour, love and decay!
He'll make an honest woman out of me.
We'll have a zombie wedding next week at the cemetary!
Ba-deedle da da deedle da da DAH DAH!
Ba-deedle da da deedle da da DAH DAH!
Ba dee da da da da dee,
Bah da da deedle dah dah, bah da da deedle dah dah.
He's my darling beau, he's a horror show,
He's the one whose love is never gonna let me go.
I know my Billy doesn't want a living girl --
Nobody with a pulse will ever rock his world.
So if I wanna be my Billy's bride,
I know my dowry needs a dish of suicide.
He'll make an honest woman out of me.
We'll have a zombie wedding next week at the cemetary!
(Cut across, don't cut down!
You'll be the sweetest bride in town!
Hanging's cool, hanging's fun,
You'll need an ascot when you're done!
If you want a death that's neat,
Vanilla makes your hemlock sweet!)
It really doesn't bother me -- I'm not proud!
And I think my bridal veil will make a great shroud!
He'll make an honest woman out of me.
We'll have a zombie wedding next week at the cemetary!
And someday maybe little ghoul makes three!
We'll have a zombie wedding next week at the cemetary!
(Because the filk world has always needed a zombie-themed USO number, you see...)
It was with your shield or on it, and he came home dead.
But I find that I am not concerned
Even though my lover's soon to be interred.
He'll make an honest woman out of me.
We'll have a zombie wedding next week at the cemetary!
It really doesn't bother me that he's dead!
I know that true love conquers all and that's why we'll wed!
He'll make an honest woman out of me.
We'll have a zombie wedding next week at the cemetary!
Now Billy signed the roster and he went to war --
I asked him, 'Billy, what'd you go and do that for?'
He said 'I thought it might be fun.'
Well, I hope he had a really swell time with that gun.
He'll make an honest woman out of me.
We'll have a zombie wedding next week at the cemetary!
It really doesn't bother me what they say!
I'm gonna swear to honour, love and decay!
He'll make an honest woman out of me.
We'll have a zombie wedding next week at the cemetary!
Ba-deedle da da deedle da da DAH DAH!
Ba-deedle da da deedle da da DAH DAH!
Ba dee da da da da dee,
Bah da da deedle dah dah, bah da da deedle dah dah.
He's my darling beau, he's a horror show,
He's the one whose love is never gonna let me go.
I know my Billy doesn't want a living girl --
Nobody with a pulse will ever rock his world.
So if I wanna be my Billy's bride,
I know my dowry needs a dish of suicide.
He'll make an honest woman out of me.
We'll have a zombie wedding next week at the cemetary!
(Cut across, don't cut down!
You'll be the sweetest bride in town!
Hanging's cool, hanging's fun,
You'll need an ascot when you're done!
If you want a death that's neat,
Vanilla makes your hemlock sweet!)
It really doesn't bother me -- I'm not proud!
And I think my bridal veil will make a great shroud!
He'll make an honest woman out of me.
We'll have a zombie wedding next week at the cemetary!
And someday maybe little ghoul makes three!
We'll have a zombie wedding next week at the cemetary!
(Because the filk world has always needed a zombie-themed USO number, you see...)