Addendum:
Me, to my boss:
"Can I come to work like this every day? There's something oddly reassuring about the feeling of half-congealed gore running down the side of my face."
My boss, to me:
"You'll have to supply your own gore."
Score!
"Can I come to work like this every day? There's something oddly reassuring about the feeling of half-congealed gore running down the side of my face."
My boss, to me:
"You'll have to supply your own gore."
Score!