What a Fuckin' Trip
John Tucker Must Die was both immensly shitty and somewhat funny. Don't waste money on it, but don't be afraid to waste other people's money on it either.
And Lost kicks ass. Great show. Man gets sucked into engine. And it only gets funnier.
Tucker Max is somewhat of a god. Because he is such a bastard, I can feel better about my own bastardosity for it pales in comparison to his. For almost everything shitty I have done, Tucker Max has done somthing worse. Makes me feel better about my self. I sleep well at night.
Fuck you! This is directed at a certain person who I am almost certain will read this. Think about it. And then go fuck off. The rest of you are cool, though.
Auditions are tommorrow. I really should memorize my monologue soon. Whatever, I still have over 3 hours tonight and most of tommorrow.
Fuck high school. Stupid bitches. College is so much better. And I have less homework.
Why the hell am I still sober when there is perfectly good booze out there?
Go to the Destination Frontier site. It's 1 on my friends list. Check it out and comment about it or somesuch, 'cause we really are serious about this. We want it to spread like a bad case of herpes. Without the gross.
People with big heads suck. Not hydrocephaloids. But people with egos bigger than mine. They deserve to get decapitated. And people who cater to people with big egos suck about as much. Kiss-asses. Can't stand them.
Anyways, I am gonna stop this before I get real pissed and such.
-Owen
And Lost kicks ass. Great show. Man gets sucked into engine. And it only gets funnier.
Tucker Max is somewhat of a god. Because he is such a bastard, I can feel better about my own bastardosity for it pales in comparison to his. For almost everything shitty I have done, Tucker Max has done somthing worse. Makes me feel better about my self. I sleep well at night.
Fuck you! This is directed at a certain person who I am almost certain will read this. Think about it. And then go fuck off. The rest of you are cool, though.
Auditions are tommorrow. I really should memorize my monologue soon. Whatever, I still have over 3 hours tonight and most of tommorrow.
Fuck high school. Stupid bitches. College is so much better. And I have less homework.
Why the hell am I still sober when there is perfectly good booze out there?
Go to the Destination Frontier site. It's 1 on my friends list. Check it out and comment about it or somesuch, 'cause we really are serious about this. We want it to spread like a bad case of herpes. Without the gross.
People with big heads suck. Not hydrocephaloids. But people with egos bigger than mine. They deserve to get decapitated. And people who cater to people with big egos suck about as much. Kiss-asses. Can't stand them.
Anyways, I am gonna stop this before I get real pissed and such.
-Owen