Crank this....

[cabcutie]

This past weekend, Tao and I kidnapped our new niece (with her ma's permission, of course) and attempted to take care of her in a desperate bid to prove to ourselves that we could totally handle children. I'll admit to making fun of those tired moms who whined about not getting enough sleep or who would complain that a two month old was "such hard

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Stu and the stew you'd like to brew

[hjp3]

I must say that if I were in your position I would have cried, too. Lily and I just found out yesterday that we are going to be godparents to her friend's little boy, Aidan. He is simply adorable and I have already put him to sleep once, not by my boring nature, rather, by my fatherly instincts of making him do funny dances. I have already planned out what books i will present to him at certain stages of his life. I must admit that I will do the same with my son. At 11 he'll begin reading Harry Potter. At 14 or 15, he will be introduced to JD Salinger and begin contemplating our role in this world after reading Catcher in the Rye...he will then question everything and begin listening to The Cranberries, The Counting Crows, Blue October, etc...At 17 he will continue his education of Man against Man by reading The Fountainhead...You get the picture, he will become me

[krizteen]

IM ADDING YOU SO I CAN STALK.

[cabcutie]

what the....? just kidding. i'm telling you now, though, i post like once a year......you know....to keep my two die-hard fans happy.

[krizteen]

yeah I noticed that :( BUT! I read your thing about having OCD on the number four - me tooooooooo. I have to eat even numbers of everything.

[cabcutie]

well, thank god for you, krizteen. ANYTIME i tell people that they stare at me like i just killed a kitten. i blame my near-obesity on the ocd, to be honest. i do the having to eat four thing, too. so instead of two pieces of pizza which would suit me just fine, i cram in two more pieces. when someone orders dessert at a restaurant, i say, "i'll just have a taste" which turns into four spoonfuls. it's a sickness.....a sad, sad fatty sickness. by the way, i saw that you're a fellow jamba lover.....in case you haven't seen it yet: jambas at home!!