Beware of pushy retards and seat stealing hippos!
So, I went to Taco Bell the other day during my work break, to enjoy a little mexican eatin and just because Taco Bell is the shit! I ordered two cheesy gordita crunches, a bean burrito and a small Mountain Dew (needless to say I had gas all day). While I was loadin up my Dew at the fountain, I felt someone brush by my right arm and start to push their way in front of me. I cocked my head to the side, glanced towards the ceiling, contemplating on how I should handle the situation. Should I be aggressive or polite? Should I lift up my pant leg and say,"Whazzup! Is Chris gona have to smack a bitch?!" Or should I just scoot over and continue to fill my drink and think about how good my two cheesy gordita chrunches are gona be? I glanced over at the perpetrator, not sure which chris was going to erupt from my soul, when I noticed it was just a retard. I filled my drink and went to my table. Maybe Im too nice.
I had just finished one of my CGCs and my bean burrito when I was due for a refill. So, I got up and filled my Dew, This time with no annoying retard pushin me, and headed back to my seat. Just before I sat down, Like seconds before, some fat, fat lady sat down right next to where I was sittin. Now, To her, It might have felt like she was two seats over, But to me, it definitely felt like she was on top of me. Her rolls were solidly takin up half my seat and they began to engulf me like the blob. She had to know she was suffocating me, yet she made no attempt to move over. Its not fair! Some lard ass gets huge and assaults everyone when she goes out in public, and no one does anything. I get in a fight, and people freak! Whats the world comin to? She should have to wear a stupid device around her ankle, except it should weigh 500 lbs., so she burns her fat ass off dragging her leg around!
Just another day in the life!
Cheers!
I had just finished one of my CGCs and my bean burrito when I was due for a refill. So, I got up and filled my Dew, This time with no annoying retard pushin me, and headed back to my seat. Just before I sat down, Like seconds before, some fat, fat lady sat down right next to where I was sittin. Now, To her, It might have felt like she was two seats over, But to me, it definitely felt like she was on top of me. Her rolls were solidly takin up half my seat and they began to engulf me like the blob. She had to know she was suffocating me, yet she made no attempt to move over. Its not fair! Some lard ass gets huge and assaults everyone when she goes out in public, and no one does anything. I get in a fight, and people freak! Whats the world comin to? She should have to wear a stupid device around her ankle, except it should weigh 500 lbs., so she burns her fat ass off dragging her leg around!
Just another day in the life!
Cheers!