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Calder- Life would just be so much easier if i was a MOOSE!
Roommate- but---but then you'd be in a herald, and youd have one bull who got to have sex with you all the time...
C- yeah... but then at least i wouldn't have to wear make-up.
R-...yeah..true.
C- do you ever wonder what it would be like if humans went in heat like animals? *pretending to scratch the wall*
R- haha yeah that would be really weird. BUT- then you could have whatever guy you want- because the animals that do go into heat have men competing for them and they fight for the girls. then you could have your coastie (coast guard guy who i think is gorgeous)
C- yeah. like that wouldnt be awkward. "excuse me, joe, but i would like my children to have youre genes. thanks!"