Jun 19, 2006 22:30
I"M HAPPY. ISWEAR I SWEAR.
enter looneytunes music:
here comes the show.
42 of the MOST Random Questions Ever
1. Where were you 1 hour ago?: Mars buying candy bars. (:
2. Who will be your next kiss?: Of DEATH? I was going for Abe, but somebody already killed him.
3. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?: If I squint real hard I can make lots of colors appear magically.
4. When is the last time you went to the mall?: Today with el PANTALONES. she flirted with Zumiez guy too.
5. Are you wearing socks right now?: Socks aren't the only thing I'm not wearing.
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I'm also not wearing a hat.
6. When was the last time you went out of town?: when the police were aft- when I needed to take a break.
7. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?: PLEASE DON'T REMIND ME OF THAT PUKEFEST. SDJGLENRGSLD.
8. What was the last thing you had to drink?: Hard lickkkker. ahaha.
9. What are you wearing right now?: a shirt of a track team that I never ran for because I'm not a greyhound.
10. Have you been in a threesome?: yea. I joined the musketeers after Freddie died. No one would fear just 2 musketeers. that's lame.
11. Last food you ate?: I saved a fruit and ate a vegetarian. Musician Blue thanked me for saving him.
12. Where were you last week on Saturday?: On top of the Empire State Building holding some bimbo blonde and starring in some dumb movie at the same time, I think. But I may have been just passed out too.
13. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?: A Cape. With poker chips on it.
14. When is the last time you ran?: I skip. or Ihop.
15. What's the last sporting event you watched?: Polo on some guy's t-shirt.
16. What is your favorite class?: the classifieds.
17. Your dream vacation?: my dreams are actually pretty weird, so no thanks.
18. Last 4 people's houses you were in?: Mineminemineminemine.
19. How old are your parents?: I asked once and they beat me.
20. B. final answer.
21. Do you miss anyone?: If I told you, then you'd think I'm a softie. WHICH I'M NOT WANNA FIGHT PUNK?!@
22. Last play you saw?: the playground.
23. What are your plans for today?: grafitti the toilet.
24. Who is the last person you commented on myspace?: I've never been to space.
25. Ever go to camp?: IHATETHATMOVIE.
26. Were you an honor roll student in school?: Roll? I wasn't the fat kid!
27. What do you want to know about the future?: Is Phil there?
28. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?: Eau de Let's Smella le Ass Todah cause she rolled all over me.
29. Are you hungry?: hungry hippo.
30. Where is your best friend[s] located?: South America. His name is Taj and I feed him for less than 70 cents a day.
31. Do you have a tan?: famer brown's tan.
32. How old do you want to be when you have kids?: 110. Because then I don't have to watch them grow and get pimply and fat.
33. Do you collect anything?: dust.
34. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?: hahahaha. day afore yesterday. no joke cowpoke.
35. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?: energy drink from a licorice stick, beat that fool.
36. How do you like your drinks?: liquidy. usually.
37. Where is question 37 at?: up your butt and around the corner.
38. Last time you took a shower?: 25:98 PST
39. Who do you have a crush on?: not that stupid turtle from that stupid movie. that's for sure.
40. What is your mood?: This is getting too personal. For further questions see my tarot card reader.
41. Are you someone's best friend?: My dog sees past my wimpy arms and bad fashion sense into my inner pro-wrestler core.
42. What color is your underwear/boxers?: usually boxes are brown.