do you wanna play repeater? do you wanna play repeater?
so to waste time in iraq and help remember how long we have been here, my battle buds and i were watching super troopers and it hit us....yeah!! let's try and grow mustaches. woo hoo hell yeah so i jumped on the mustache bandwagon. it's awesome, when i wear my aviators with the stache and my naturally pouty lips, i can feel the power. oh yeah, start growing a mustache and you feel like your cock grows nine inches (unless that's just the sperm retention). i have so much more authority now its riDICK. even though mine is still invisible cuz im blonde and young and a bitch. oh well, SOON it will be a fu manCHOON in this motherfucker.
yeah i was bored today. except for the 2 fatality car bomb incident, it was a pretty slow day. we played poker. and killed flies. as cold as it is right now cuz the fucking army wont let me wear the northface jacket that THEY ISSUED ME!! cuz it doesnt go with the uniform....i can still share my body warmth with the swarm of flies in my room. oh yes, i feel like a turd. or a non-emaciated white ethiopian. oh well. we have fun activities at night. sat and sun afternoon is volleyball. monday is poker night. tuesday is fencing lessons. wednesday is mandatory lame meeting and classes. thursday is optional awesome movie night (super troopers//mustache mafia spawned from this). friday is salsa night and yes my goal for the rest of this deployment is to learn to salsa dance like ricky martin. the only one i attend religiously is poker nite tho and i have never gone to fencing at all. fuck fencing. if it was kill bill-style samurai sword-wielding amputation/decapitation lessons i would probably go, but last time they shot rockets at the gym anyways so i dont feel like it.
that said, the time here passes quickly but slowly. the days are long and for the most part shitty, but the weeks go by quicker than it seems they should. and i will be home (relatively) soon, so everyone behave and i will see you soon.xo.
yeah i was bored today. except for the 2 fatality car bomb incident, it was a pretty slow day. we played poker. and killed flies. as cold as it is right now cuz the fucking army wont let me wear the northface jacket that THEY ISSUED ME!! cuz it doesnt go with the uniform....i can still share my body warmth with the swarm of flies in my room. oh yes, i feel like a turd. or a non-emaciated white ethiopian. oh well. we have fun activities at night. sat and sun afternoon is volleyball. monday is poker night. tuesday is fencing lessons. wednesday is mandatory lame meeting and classes. thursday is optional awesome movie night (super troopers//mustache mafia spawned from this). friday is salsa night and yes my goal for the rest of this deployment is to learn to salsa dance like ricky martin. the only one i attend religiously is poker nite tho and i have never gone to fencing at all. fuck fencing. if it was kill bill-style samurai sword-wielding amputation/decapitation lessons i would probably go, but last time they shot rockets at the gym anyways so i dont feel like it.
that said, the time here passes quickly but slowly. the days are long and for the most part shitty, but the weeks go by quicker than it seems they should. and i will be home (relatively) soon, so everyone behave and i will see you soon.xo.