Aural sex and cunning linguists

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Heh, I know it's mean to laugh at your buddy's marital woes (especially if they're of the bedroom variety), but when recently-wed Kevin (Kev) lamented about his sad state of aural sex to Mike and me during a boys night out, we choked on our beer which came right back out through our nostrils! Uh-huh, that's aural sex (or the lack of it!) as in

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[chester]

you must be the expert hor...

:P

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Not at all. Sadly, gorilla's have very limited vocab. Penguins, on the other hand, can enchant with their singing and happy feet. LOL! *siams*

[chester]

but sometimes simplicity is best, a grunt does wonders...

:P

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Heh, grunts are more a male thingy lah. It might not always be interpreted correctly by women nor tell them what we like or wanna do in bed. Such noises (and others like deep breathing, etc) are definitely important, but a lil' dirty talk can certainly enhance the overall experience. ;)

[chester]

as i said, you are the expert...

haha...

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Some penguins probably know alot ... but geh geh only. LOL!

[chester]

no lor, penguins only know how to sing and dance remember? :P

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Quite entertaining what. Makes interesting foreplay. Eh, it's already so difficult to get women to make noises in bed, so if you can make them sing and dance, you win liao! Hands Flippers down! LOL!