Aural sex and cunning linguists

[buzz_cut]

Heh, I know it's mean to laugh at your buddy's marital woes (especially if they're of the bedroom variety), but when recently-wed Kevin (Kev) lamented about his sad state of aural sex to Mike and me during a boys night out, we choked on our beer which came right back out through our nostrils! Uh-huh, that's aural sex (or the lack of it!) as in

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[prodigal_sun]

feels like reading an Allan & Barbara Pease column or something...lol!

cool imeen. wanted to play with that but forgot about it. now u've just reminded me

[buzz_cut]

Allan & Barbara Pease? More like Sodom and Gomorrah you mean? Muahahaha!

Yup, imeem's cool! Been mucking around with it recently and just wanted to test it out here. :)

[prodigal_sun]

sorry i left out the part where i felt your piece is a umm "edgier" version haha

[buzz_cut]

"Edgier" huh? Someone's a cunning (and quite PC) linguist! LOL!

Hey, let me know if ya set up an imeem acct too k? :)

[froufrou]

maybe she was snoozing on him...haha!

[buzz_cut]

Heh, yah it did occur to Mike and me that Kev simply sucks at sex. Erm, you could say he was f**king boring (no pun intended). Hahaha! Of coz, Kev disagrees. ;)

[almostnormal33]

"Yo"! (cos you say to say yo!)

came across you blog and had great fun reading your column (becos thats what it is isnt it?) you write hilariously!

some observations:

* tities is porno meh, i mean i always... oh wait nevermind ;>
* it looks like you are familiar with Mills and Boons - how else would you know terms like "throbbing manhood" hahaha - closet M&B reader?
* Crikeys - i hope Kev and worse still Mrs Kev dont get to read this entry!!

Added you!!

[buzz_cut]

Yo! Erm, this ain't no column lah ... just write whatever pops into my twisted gorilla mind. Hahaha!

And in observation of your observations...

* Titties is a tad porno. Tits work better lah. The trick to talking dirty is to use short, preferrably one-syllable words that are not only easier to say when you're grunting like a deranged ape in heat, but have that "woah mamma, did he/she just say that word?!" factor.

* I rather watch paint dry than read M&B, but I did sneak a peek at a M&B novel during my teens. Laughed so loud at "throbbing manhood" that my mom thought I had seizures. Btw, the M&B belonged to her! *cringe at the idea of one's mom being a remotely romantic/sexual creature* :\

* Of coz Kev isn't his real name lah ... unlike Buzz Cut. ;)

[almostnormal33]

hmmm
never add me back...
haha - sorry am a bit disinhibited tonight ;>

[chester]

you must be the expert hor...

:P

[buzz_cut]

Not at all. Sadly, gorilla's have very limited vocab. Penguins, on the other hand, can enchant with their singing and happy feet. LOL! *siams*

[chester]

but sometimes simplicity is best, a grunt does wonders...

:P

[buzz_cut]

Heh, grunts are more a male thingy lah. It might not always be interpreted correctly by women nor tell them what we like or wanna do in bed. Such noises (and others like deep breathing, etc) are definitely important, but a lil' dirty talk can certainly enhance the overall experience. ;)

*snorts*

[kodomo]

Wah lao, this is really one of those "coffee, please meet keyboard" kind of post lor.

Re: *snorts*

[buzz_cut]

I know I've made it when I get to "coffee, please meet monitor"! Hahaha! Erm, I just edited the "throbbing manhood" part. ;)