just hope i never become diabetic, that would throw the whole plan off.

[buttman_strikes]

i figured it out. i'm a total wreck and to prove otherwise is impossible. (and by total wreck i mean i've gone down hill in many aspects of my life since a while back) if you disagree then it's probably because you don't know the half of it

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[jeffmsu]

do D and F

D will make you happy in the short-term
F will make you happy in the long-term

[buttman_strikes]

yeah, i suppose that's pretty good advice. but i'll just start doing crack again when you move away because i'll have no one to party with :(

[jeffmsu]

let's do a better drug. . .like coke. . .

[rxbpoolshark]

chose option H: come to the bar w/ us tonight.

[fracasfracas]

try option E: but substitute the chocolate with prunes. Your body will soon thank you, or violently rebel against the pruntocracy. Either way you'll end up with a regular bowel movement.

[buttman_strikes]

how about i switch them up, a bag of chocolate one day, a bag of prunes the next. i think it would be a good compromise.

[celeste_morr]

I think I would stick to blowing things up. Or, you forgot, you can always cut other people's limbs off. Cheaper on groceries if you eat them.

[buttman_strikes]

god why didn't i think of that?

[celeste_morr]

I don't know. It all seems rather obvious to me...