I JUST REALIZED
...that today was my Livejournal's 3rd birthday, and I completely forgot to celebrate as I am wont to do--with a bunch of lame stats and all that jazz. But! In an even bigger show of lameness I have left my Lappy's power cord at the Tavern and my battery is currently at 21% and falling. So I suppose, for now, I'll have to celebrate with Smirnoff instead. But if you want some stats, you just let me know, okay? And I'll give 'em to you! I know you want them. Oh yes you do.