signs of weaknss

[bushbashist]

signs of weakness

(aka the revised deadly sins)

1. calling people

2. leaving messages (this means calling, then leaving a message makes you twice as weak.)

3. guilt

4. the consumption of water

5. long sleeved shirts

7. protective headgear

8. breakfast foods (excluding anything that you can put syrup on and bagels)

9. napkins

10. eating candy the colour the candy of crude oil

11. not being a 1337 haxor (if you dont know, what 1337 is dont bother asking)

12. stupidity

13. the application of lotion to the face

14. the use of brakes and/or turn signals

*new* 15. spelling