quotes
QUOTES FROM THE PLACES I GO!!!
*note* some quotes have been omitted, because i said them and i find them to be incriminating...
Traivs, that is for the squirrels1 - Gina
singulative - sam
yea, but i have lizard written on my arm...in sharpie!!! - me
my butt is falling out of my tight pants - Samy
he's on crack right now, dont let him in - sam
stand up so i cam punch you in the uterus - esther
urskard unowii cuzulakdasakk - crazy uncle jhon!!!!
being optimistic is surrendering to the forces of hope and confidence - me
while optimists look for the good in the bad, the pessimists simply look for the bad... in everything -me
dignity is a measure of how little you have done to make yourself an interesting person -me
optimists want to get the most out of life...pessimists realize that there is nothng to get... -me
girls hit me, they hit me all the time - sam
why is your eye doing that?
people are much less fun when they stop bleeding
fire pillow - cliff
thats a great knife... u know if you run into a bear... or a pig
im coming to punch you my friend - sam
me? - me
no, elvis - sam
jynormous
geegeegeegeegeegeegeegeegeegee that is what people say to make their cammels go - max
like oh my god! like the seniors are pariking in the rear lot, like, give me a break - a cheerleader ( by the way, if you said that, your speaking privileges have been revoked as of now dont take it personally id revoke anyone's prililages who speaks in cliches)
haray, i get to peel them for her - sami
washiwataka - sami
get back on
im gona get in your camper and get me some beans
haha, i threw a boob at you - patty
its not a real boob you bastard - meaghan
yea, real boobs dont feel like that - sammy
give me porn! -sammy
its ok, im just fingering it - sami
i could just see kaaryn eating baby bunnies *eating noises* mmm fuzzy! - me
the best kind i ever had is brown and gooooooood and most importantly moist... not wet, but moist and brown and goood - gina's driving teacher
yea, im pathetic and weak - kaaryn
how would you ever know that - ditz cheer leader
curator, you have never heard the word curator? - teacher
no, ive never heard the word curator (note, of you are a complete idiot 1. your speaking privileges, GONE 2. if you want to keep your privileges and you are a ditz cheerleader dont say stupid stuff)
does he believe in allah? -ditz cheerleader
thats kind of like Buddha isnt it? - more different ditz cheerleader (ONE WORD, REVOKED!!!)
im gona comb your ass!
stank chasm
fetch me my discrepancy cannon - me
and it should be grammar really good - washiwataka
that is not going in my mouth - cait
cait's anal world - cait
i typed in alcohol and for pictures of drunk naked women -gucci babe
this is america, thats the way it should be -alex
what's the stuff you put in chilli...CHILI POWDER - gucci babe
you look very asian today
they're just having a good time -me
they're being very productive -sami
*note* some quotes have been omitted, because i said them and i find them to be incriminating...
Traivs, that is for the squirrels1 - Gina
singulative - sam
yea, but i have lizard written on my arm...in sharpie!!! - me
my butt is falling out of my tight pants - Samy
he's on crack right now, dont let him in - sam
stand up so i cam punch you in the uterus - esther
urskard unowii cuzulakdasakk - crazy uncle jhon!!!!
being optimistic is surrendering to the forces of hope and confidence - me
while optimists look for the good in the bad, the pessimists simply look for the bad... in everything -me
dignity is a measure of how little you have done to make yourself an interesting person -me
optimists want to get the most out of life...pessimists realize that there is nothng to get... -me
girls hit me, they hit me all the time - sam
why is your eye doing that?
people are much less fun when they stop bleeding
fire pillow - cliff
thats a great knife... u know if you run into a bear... or a pig
im coming to punch you my friend - sam
me? - me
no, elvis - sam
jynormous
geegeegeegeegeegeegeegeegeegee that is what people say to make their cammels go - max
like oh my god! like the seniors are pariking in the rear lot, like, give me a break - a cheerleader ( by the way, if you said that, your speaking privileges have been revoked as of now dont take it personally id revoke anyone's prililages who speaks in cliches)
haray, i get to peel them for her - sami
washiwataka - sami
get back on
im gona get in your camper and get me some beans
haha, i threw a boob at you - patty
its not a real boob you bastard - meaghan
yea, real boobs dont feel like that - sammy
give me porn! -sammy
its ok, im just fingering it - sami
i could just see kaaryn eating baby bunnies *eating noises* mmm fuzzy! - me
the best kind i ever had is brown and gooooooood and most importantly moist... not wet, but moist and brown and goood - gina's driving teacher
yea, im pathetic and weak - kaaryn
how would you ever know that - ditz cheer leader
curator, you have never heard the word curator? - teacher
no, ive never heard the word curator (note, of you are a complete idiot 1. your speaking privileges, GONE 2. if you want to keep your privileges and you are a ditz cheerleader dont say stupid stuff)
does he believe in allah? -ditz cheerleader
thats kind of like Buddha isnt it? - more different ditz cheerleader (ONE WORD, REVOKED!!!)
im gona comb your ass!
stank chasm
fetch me my discrepancy cannon - me
and it should be grammar really good - washiwataka
that is not going in my mouth - cait
cait's anal world - cait
i typed in alcohol and for pictures of drunk naked women -gucci babe
this is america, thats the way it should be -alex
what's the stuff you put in chilli...CHILI POWDER - gucci babe
you look very asian today
they're just having a good time -me
they're being very productive -sami