The SRT Show
every wednesday, we are forced to watch "the srt show" it is a great waste of time and funds...i can only get by by keeping score of the show. I start each show with 100 points and occasionaly a general announcment which i will start at 50 points. From the original score i deduct accordingly.
1/19/05
100
-50 shitty techno (keep in mind that techno can have degrees of shitty ness, this happens to me a 50 degree shittyness)
50
-10 continued shitty techno
40
-10 elephant noise (UNCALLED FOR!!!)
30
-10 bad sound quality
20
-10 no... (well that is what i wrote here, i prolly had a good reason at the time?)
10
-10 bad sound quality again
0
-10 bad comercial (!)
-10
-50 "wow" i dont need you to waste my time with shitty scripts and failed attempts to make people interested in things that no one cares about...i can fill my time in srt with more productive activities like BEATING MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL!!!)
-60
-50 shitty face pans (se previous rant ^)
-110
-100 halo2 shirt (dont ask questions or send me hatemail plz)
-210
-50 "unfortunately the cd lived up to the hype" (unfortunately, are you on crack? is it bad that the cd is good?! plus its a shitty line and dont waste my time with sitty lines)
-260
+10 metal music (i like the metal music)
-250
+10 the music video didnt make any sence and that takes mad skillz
-240
+10 more metal (they might just pull this one out of the sewers yet)
final score... -230 (jk of course they didnt pull it out of the sewer, its the srt show...)
1/26/05
100
-10 shitty techno opening
90
-10 cont. shitty techno
80
-10 very bad sound quality (if you are going to waste my time make sure that atleast the sound is bearable)
70
-10 "spirit stick" (for those of you who dont remember, or have no idea what in the hell i am talking about, the spirit stick is a stick, that swim team girls make wishes (wishes?) on? or somthing, anyway its not important they lost 10 points and that is what matters)
60
-10 the interviewer is wearing a cheerleading outfit, for no reason (there will be point deductions for every unexplained annoying thing)
50
+10 (gasp...points?) jimmy hendrix (what more do i need to say)
60
+10 jimmy hndrix plays guitar behind his head
70
total score... 70 points (this is a rare occasion normaly they are 200+ points + in the hole!)
2/2/05
100
-50 brooke(or however in the hell you spell it frankly i could care less but for this i must take points off for her mere existance{by the way: NEVER NAME YOUR CHILDERN AFTER A BODY OF WATER})
50
-50 "looks liek they didnt use their traffic light" (in this particular atrocaty [by the way they are very lucky i didnt deduct more] a girl is explaining that this guy no one has ever head of invented the traffic light... and to ad "comic relief" they decided that by dumping a lot of glass bottles into some cans would sound like cars crashing [which it doesnt at all, note that i told you it was cans and bottles] they would do this and say "looks like they didnt use their traffic light" [its moments like this...that make me wanna...{you fill in teh blank}])
0
-50 brooke (again)
-50
-100 "music" (i am NOT a fan of hip hop or what ever people call that SHIT now. Anything "done" (done is the term i will use for there is no singing usually and if there is it is usually punctuated my some asshole that people like for a reason that utterly escapes me [for the record country, hip hop and all connected joneras, and rab, BLOW!!!])
-150
-10 brooke is wearing a shirt that is uglier that hell (and to think what it proly cost...)
-160
-50 more hip hop this time not as shitty as the last
-210
-50 WTF (what can i say when people come on the screen and say random things while dancing i deduct points)
-260
-10 wtf again (keep up the good work)
-270
-10 i must be missing somthing (this still doesnt make any sence i dont understand why ther are even on the screen they came on talking about speech team and BAM this..happened incoherent babbling and dancing at intervils)
-280
-200 "holla" (brooke, brooke, brooke NO!!! this is what i have to say, no. never again, after this preformance you will report to the office to have your vocal chords removed brutally and withoout mercy for any pain we cause you is atleast a third as bad as us hering your whitebread ass saying the word "holla")
total...-480 (new record... keep of the work someday you might get so low it will be posative?)
1/19/05
100
-50 shitty techno (keep in mind that techno can have degrees of shitty ness, this happens to me a 50 degree shittyness)
50
-10 continued shitty techno
40
-10 elephant noise (UNCALLED FOR!!!)
30
-10 bad sound quality
20
-10 no... (well that is what i wrote here, i prolly had a good reason at the time?)
10
-10 bad sound quality again
0
-10 bad comercial (!)
-10
-50 "wow" i dont need you to waste my time with shitty scripts and failed attempts to make people interested in things that no one cares about...i can fill my time in srt with more productive activities like BEATING MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL!!!)
-60
-50 shitty face pans (se previous rant ^)
-110
-100 halo2 shirt (dont ask questions or send me hatemail plz)
-210
-50 "unfortunately the cd lived up to the hype" (unfortunately, are you on crack? is it bad that the cd is good?! plus its a shitty line and dont waste my time with sitty lines)
-260
+10 metal music (i like the metal music)
-250
+10 the music video didnt make any sence and that takes mad skillz
-240
+10 more metal (they might just pull this one out of the sewers yet)
final score... -230 (jk of course they didnt pull it out of the sewer, its the srt show...)
1/26/05
100
-10 shitty techno opening
90
-10 cont. shitty techno
80
-10 very bad sound quality (if you are going to waste my time make sure that atleast the sound is bearable)
70
-10 "spirit stick" (for those of you who dont remember, or have no idea what in the hell i am talking about, the spirit stick is a stick, that swim team girls make wishes (wishes?) on? or somthing, anyway its not important they lost 10 points and that is what matters)
60
-10 the interviewer is wearing a cheerleading outfit, for no reason (there will be point deductions for every unexplained annoying thing)
50
+10 (gasp...points?) jimmy hendrix (what more do i need to say)
60
+10 jimmy hndrix plays guitar behind his head
70
total score... 70 points (this is a rare occasion normaly they are 200+ points + in the hole!)
2/2/05
100
-50 brooke(or however in the hell you spell it frankly i could care less but for this i must take points off for her mere existance{by the way: NEVER NAME YOUR CHILDERN AFTER A BODY OF WATER})
50
-50 "looks liek they didnt use their traffic light" (in this particular atrocaty [by the way they are very lucky i didnt deduct more] a girl is explaining that this guy no one has ever head of invented the traffic light... and to ad "comic relief" they decided that by dumping a lot of glass bottles into some cans would sound like cars crashing [which it doesnt at all, note that i told you it was cans and bottles] they would do this and say "looks like they didnt use their traffic light" [its moments like this...that make me wanna...{you fill in teh blank}])
0
-50 brooke (again)
-50
-100 "music" (i am NOT a fan of hip hop or what ever people call that SHIT now. Anything "done" (done is the term i will use for there is no singing usually and if there is it is usually punctuated my some asshole that people like for a reason that utterly escapes me [for the record country, hip hop and all connected joneras, and rab, BLOW!!!])
-150
-10 brooke is wearing a shirt that is uglier that hell (and to think what it proly cost...)
-160
-50 more hip hop this time not as shitty as the last
-210
-50 WTF (what can i say when people come on the screen and say random things while dancing i deduct points)
-260
-10 wtf again (keep up the good work)
-270
-10 i must be missing somthing (this still doesnt make any sence i dont understand why ther are even on the screen they came on talking about speech team and BAM this..happened incoherent babbling and dancing at intervils)
-280
-200 "holla" (brooke, brooke, brooke NO!!! this is what i have to say, no. never again, after this preformance you will report to the office to have your vocal chords removed brutally and withoout mercy for any pain we cause you is atleast a third as bad as us hering your whitebread ass saying the word "holla")
total...-480 (new record... keep of the work someday you might get so low it will be posative?)