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[burlymanvagina]

From kattidya :

Make your own wangst poem, MadLib style!

1. adjective--curly
2. adjective--matronly
3. violent verb--bludgeon
4. body part--pancreas
5. place in nature--hot springs
6. adjective--frigid
7. adjective--anxious
8. place in nature--volcano
9. your favourite band or artist--Dave Matthews Band
10. adjective--sour
11. bodily excretion--smegma
12. adjective--nappy
13. adjective--pasty
14. verb--kick
15. verb--evaluate
16. place in nature (plural)--meadows
17. feeling--excitement
18. violent verb--stab
19. body part--ankle
20. adjective--emo
21. adjective--transsexual

I feel so 1. curly and 2. matronly sometimes,
sometimes I want to 3. bludgeon my 4. pancreas and die,
the 5. hot spring is so 6. frigid and 7. anxious ,
the 8. volcano sounds like 9. Dave Matthews Band

I feel so 10. sour and full of 11. smegma,
nobody understands my 12. nappy , 13. pasty pain,
I want to 14. kick and 15. evaluate the rain,
the 16. meadows mock my 17.excitement.

Sometimes I want to 18. stab my 19. ankle and die,
underneath the 20. emo, 21.transsexual sky

lulz.