Good day.
I do not want to judge anyone, but as a result of few cases, we have point of contact since now. I do not think that caress oneself is very amiss, but when all your acquaintances see it- its obviously awful.( This spam was good enough that I read the whole thing out to PP )

I really enjoyed this spam.  I do wish that people contacting me for actual business purposes were so delightful about it.  Or maybe that I had a need to buy miraculous Chinese PCB's?  Perhaps not that last.
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Sometimes it feels like there is only one reason that your email didn't get through to its recipient, and that reason is "it's  all bunn's fault".    However, occasionally there are Problems On The Internet that are not down to me and the cleft stick with which, of course,  I personally hand-deliver all emails that are in any way related to any ( Read more... )

Today someone called on our home phone line and started talking about Sky box warranties expiring.  I was working and I knew that philmophlegm, under whose province television services lie, was unlikely to want an extended warranty, and I also thought there was a good chance it was a con.  So I said 'Sorry, I'm afraid we aren't interested' and rang ( Read more... )

I am usually loath to laugh at the incompetence of other people in my industry, cos, lets face it, nobody makes big stupid obvious mistakes deliberately, and those in glass houses etc. But this one?  I can't imagine ending up having done this one ( Read more... )

( in which I burble about the kind of spam that is annoying rather than entertaining, and a particular technique used to get it through filters which I have not previously encountered. )

I would just like to record the term "Dude-pole" as worth of honorable mention.  Also that "Thanks to new technologies" I am being offered both an "enlarged stick" and "a monster in your pants".

Chortle.  Why is it that weight loss, watch sale and gambling spam does not carry this same creativity of expression? 

"Being hung as a horse is more than possible. "  (Well, they do say you might as well be hanged for a sheep as for a lamb, why not go the whole hog and be hung as a horse?  )

Also, apparently with an "anticrisis crazy sale" I can " drill ladies better!"  Somehow the words "anticrisis crazy sale" need to be said in a Dutch accent.  I can't say why ( Read more... )

Apparently a letter telling me I need a sight test (not just a contact lens check) has gone AWOL. I discovered this when I went to the contact lens check, about which I did receive a letter, and was told that I should have also booked a sight test ( Read more... )

Push your banger inside lady

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ETA: and I had to add this one:

While others are boasting of their Sax adventures, practice it!

It is true that prowess at the saxophone or any other instrument is indeed mostly a matter of practice.   I also appreciated ( Read more... )