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When it comes to depravity...I'm your man.
My girl once had heavy ink work done to her back. She layered the marital bed with sheets of plastic since her pores were open and leaking ink everywhere. I wanted to be a part of that, so I offered to sperm myself into her skin as well.
Apparently, the ink of a stranger is okay to have injected in your skin, but the sperm of your mate is not.
You see, as her skin leaked excess ink, I wanted to shoot my splooge on her back and rub that shit in those open pours so the landmark could remain there as long as she is here, alive, and on this planet. Any vaginal residue could be considered a bonus additive. You know...just giving back to yourself. (It would be all kinds of fucked up if you could give yourself an STD).
People from different countries might ask, "what shade of white is that" in their fucking comical accent, and she'd say, "I haven't any idea. All i can tell you is that it is 78% sperm."
That's the sign of a solid tattoo.
My girl once had heavy ink work done to her back. She layered the marital bed with sheets of plastic since her pores were open and leaking ink everywhere. I wanted to be a part of that, so I offered to sperm myself into her skin as well.
Apparently, the ink of a stranger is okay to have injected in your skin, but the sperm of your mate is not.
You see, as her skin leaked excess ink, I wanted to shoot my splooge on her back and rub that shit in those open pours so the landmark could remain there as long as she is here, alive, and on this planet. Any vaginal residue could be considered a bonus additive. You know...just giving back to yourself. (It would be all kinds of fucked up if you could give yourself an STD).
People from different countries might ask, "what shade of white is that" in their fucking comical accent, and she'd say, "I haven't any idea. All i can tell you is that it is 78% sperm."
That's the sign of a solid tattoo.