The difference between men and women
Why is it that man and woman should be so very different regarding the fundamentals of attraction?
By request, I stopped by a bar with a new friend since he has a crazy crush on the bartender. Me? I'm barely impressed. She is wearing a shirt (a real professional, this one) and all the buttons are both in place and in order. And for what I paid for my two drinks, they had better be. But there is a constant bulge in that shirt between button 4 and 5 showing off her K-Mart bra. And it was hot. To me. To men. And lesbians, too.
But here is the difference:
If you tell a woman that the opposite sex can see their undergarments through their clothing and that they enjoy it they freak out, complain, cry, cover up, scream sexism, and buy a new wardrobe.
If you tell a guy that the opposite sex can see their undergarments and it is turning them on, they will tear off every other remaining button, rip additional holes in the clothing, and throw flatulence to the wind for good measure.
So which one is the winner?
I couldn't tell you, because all I know is that the woman is irrational, and somehow still always right.
By request, I stopped by a bar with a new friend since he has a crazy crush on the bartender. Me? I'm barely impressed. She is wearing a shirt (a real professional, this one) and all the buttons are both in place and in order. And for what I paid for my two drinks, they had better be. But there is a constant bulge in that shirt between button 4 and 5 showing off her K-Mart bra. And it was hot. To me. To men. And lesbians, too.
But here is the difference:
If you tell a woman that the opposite sex can see their undergarments through their clothing and that they enjoy it they freak out, complain, cry, cover up, scream sexism, and buy a new wardrobe.
If you tell a guy that the opposite sex can see their undergarments and it is turning them on, they will tear off every other remaining button, rip additional holes in the clothing, and throw flatulence to the wind for good measure.
So which one is the winner?
I couldn't tell you, because all I know is that the woman is irrational, and somehow still always right.