Public Audio to Roy Slater

[bunchasavages]

Roy, inmate mine. Did you die? I don't want to have to scrape up dead old man. You know, when ya leave a corpse on the floor for more than a few hours, they get all stiff. Sometimes they even get an erection. I've seen it happen

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[ebony_mask]

LOL

[bunchasavages]

I didn't realize 4chan could be an inmate. Awesome.

switching to audio

[ebony_mask]

It'd fit the requirements.

[bunchasavages]

That's a lot of Anon to rehabilitate.

[ebony_mask]

I thought you Wardens were here because you liked challenges.

[bunchasavages]

I'm here for the free food.

[ebony_mask]

You're that desperate to eat that you'd volunteer to surround yourself with murdering, psychopathic scumbags?

[bunchasavages]

Hey, pal, I'd rather be around murdering, psychopathic scumbags and get free food than help retarded customers and still have to pay for my Gatorade.

[ebony_mask]

[Some quiet chuckling.]

It's that bad, huh?

[bunchasavages]

I always say that job would be great if it weren't for the fucking customers.

[ebony_mask]

If it wasn't the customers, it'd be the coworkers.

[bunchasavages]

Dante's a pussy regardless of where we are. That's not going to change any time soon.

He might even man up a little, now that I think about it. You know, with a kid on the way.

[ebony_mask]

...he's having a kid on the Barge?

[bunchasavages]

What? No, he's back in New Jersey.

[ebony_mask]

Still working the dead end job you left.

[bunchasavages]

Hey, fuck you, pal. We own the Quick Stop.