Public Audio to Roy Slater

[bunchasavages]

Roy, inmate mine. Did you die? I don't want to have to scrape up dead old man. You know, when ya leave a corpse on the floor for more than a few hours, they get all stiff. Sometimes they even get an erection. I've seen it happen

Comments

[yeehawkiller]

Unless a fuckin' Mexican deity knows how to jack a cell, I ain't seen it.

[ SURPRISE! He's not really dealing with his possession very well]

[bunchasavages]

You were a chick for three days.

[Heh heh heh.]

[yeehawkiller]

Man, she cut off some cowboy's cock. [:/] How fucked up is that shit?

[bunchasavages]

Like you didn't enjoy it.

[yeehawkiller]

Hey man, I don't know what city shit you get up to but, even I know the cock should be respected.

[bunchasavages]

I don't think I respect the cock the same way you do, Sparkles.

[yeehawkiller]

You ain't the man I thought you were.

[bunchasavages]

No, I think we can agree on that one. I'm not in to dudes.

[bunchasavages]

Unless it's Han.

[yeehawkiller]

You'd turn homo for Solo?

[bunchasavages]

Wouldn't you?

[yeehawkiller]

Son, you're some kinds of messed up I ain't even gonna start.

[bunchasavages]

This coming from the asshole who tried to cornhole me while chewing on my neck.

[yeehawkiller]

An' what a lovely, soft neck you had.

[LICKS LIPS]

[bunchasavages]

I moisturize.

[yeehawkiller]

[And the gay points are building up]