(one shot) let's start at the very beginning

[quinnsan]

Title: let’s start at the very beginning
Author: quinnsan 
Group(s): Super Junior
Pairing: ShiBum (Kibum/Siwon, friendship), KiChul (Heechul/Kibum, friendship), YeBum (friendship, but if you squint it might be something more), YeMiHenHae (Donghae/Henry/Zhou Mi/Yesung), KangHyuk
Genre: Crack, Fluff
Rating: PG
Summary: let’s start at the very beginning…
Beta’d By: self-beta’d
A.N.: SuJu Random pairing generator: Kibum/Siwon/let’s start at the very beginning. Take this as you wish, but I started out trying to write angst, and I quickly ended up writing crack, so if anyone is confused, don’t worry, it’s not supposed to make perfect sense at all. I don’t own any of these boys, although I know we’d all like to.
X-Posted to: miracle______

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“Let’s start at the very beginning Kibum. When did you first feel that you no longer belonged, that no one really cared if you were there or not?”

“I don’t really know to be honest, it was just that I realized one day that I was hardly ever around, it was so normal that it felt that if I came back that I would ruin everything. It’s entirely my fault. Everyone always hoped I would someday start being with everyone again, that everything would back to the way it should be, with all of us there.”

“Kibum, you know we still love you. Just because you…”

“ENOUGH.”

Everyone blinked and the lights were on, flooding the room, and they all turned to look at Heechul, who was clearly trying his best not to lunge at Kibum.

“I’m sick of all the sappiness. Kibum, what you did, it doesn’t matter anymore because you made those choices and you are the one who has to live with them. And you, you have to change your future. So if your ass isn’t back with the group for the 4th album I’m going to hunt you down, tie strings to you and make you my personal puppet for an entire year. And if you keep laughing Donghae, Yesung, the two of you will be joining Kibum.”

Laughter erupted, it seems that suggesting a game in which Siwon was a high school teacher, question his student played by Kibum, wasn’t such a good idea after all.

Donghae bounced around excitedly as he announced that himself, Henry, Zhou Mi, and Yesung would be going next, and they they’d be playing a married couple with 2 children.

“I AM NOT PUTTING THAT ON. NO…NO GET AWAY FROM ME! KIBUM SAVE ME!” Yesung shouted as he ran past, trying to escape from the hands of Kangin and EunHyuk, both of whom were cackling in amusement at the child like clothing that Yesung was trying to avoid having to wear.

OWARI.