(one shot) Attractive Mailmen
Title: Attractive Mailmen (AU)
Author: quinnsan
Group(s): Super Junior
Pairing: WookMin, hint of HanChul/ShiHanChul
Genre: Crack, Fluff
Rating: PG-13
Summary: There’s a new mailman for Ryeowook’s apartment building.
Beta’d By: self-beta’d
A.N.: The SuJu random pairing generator is my favorite thing ever, Lily I asked you if you wanted WookMin, you said no, and yet the generator gave me WookMin, and I had to take it because omfg it made me laugh so much when I saw it said Ryeowook/Sungmin. Pairing/Prompt: Ryeowook / Sungmin / attractive mail-men. Also, this may be full of fail…but whatever because I had fun writing it, and yes I chickened out on the porn. xD I don’t own any of these boys, although I know we’d all like to.
X-Posted to: miracle______
Dedication: Lily (
baka_tenshi ) because apparently the SuJu random pairing generator is mocking us both, because I decided to write the first funny prompt it gave me…and it gave me WookMin. I still owe you more Onry though, so not to worry~
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The first time Ryeowook met the new mailman, it was as he entered the apartment building where he lived, and he stopped and asked if the mailman could hand him his mail as he was sorting the mail into the many boxes.
“Sure thing, what apartment number?”
“15.” Ryeowook said, taking note of the cheerfulness in the mailman’s tone of voice, which was what the previous mailman had been lacking, that and the guy was just a total asshole.
“Here you go~ Have a nice day…Ryeowook.” The cheerful man said, turning slightly in order to hand Ryeowook his mail before turning back to his duties.
“Thanks, and have a nice day as well. See you tomorrow.”
This continued on for a week, then a month and they had established a routine, and yet Ryeowook still did not know this wonderfully cheerfully mailman’s name, nor had he ever seen his face.
Then one day Ryeowook walked in, calling out a cheerful greeting only to be met with a voice that certainly was not that of his favorite cute sounding mailman.
“Umm…where is the regular mailman?” Ryeowook asked, not bothering to ask for his mail.
“Oh, he’s off today. But he mentioned you to me, you must be Ryeowook. I’m Choi Siwon, I’m new and I’ll be subbing for anyone whose sick or has taken time off, just for this area though. Thank goodness...I’d hate to be Kyuhyun, the poor guy is covering 7 different areas! Oh, here’s your mail, normally we aren’t supposed to hand you your mail while we’re still putting it away, but you’re a special exception.”
“Nice to meet you Siwon. And tell your friend Kyuhyun that if he gets sick of sorting mail for 7 different areas, he’s more than welcome to come work for me and sort mail for my entire building.”
“Will do, and maybe I’ll take you up on that offer myself.”
“Well my partner Heechul is looking for a second assistant, I’d recommend you go see him. You two would get along great, and I know you’d get along well with Hankyung, his other assistant.”
“Why does..”
“Heechul needs two assistants? No idea, and I don’t really question him as long as he gets his work done.”
“Well I don’t want to keep you any longer, I’ll see you later Ryeowook. Perhaps I’ll pay your company a visit tomorrow.”
Ryeowook smiled and said goodbye, heading up to his apartment where he proceeded to strip out of his clothing and hop into the shower, and as soon as he finished rinsing his hair, the doorbell rang.
He stumbled out of the shower and ran to answer the door, he pulled open the door. “Can I help you?”
“Well I was going to ask for your phone number, but since you’ve answered the door naked I think we can skip straight to the sex. My names Sungmin, it’s nice to meet you. Now let’s get inside before your neighbors see.”
Sungmin pushed past him into the apartment, slamming and locking the door behind him before he launched himself at Ryeowook.
Hours later Ryeowook woke from his peaceful slumber and looked at the sleeping form beside his own, and he gazed into the face of the most beautiful person he had ever seen.
“Sungmin.” He murmured as he raised a hand to caress the soft skin. Sungmin stirred in his sleep before opening his eyes.
“Wookie~ Let’s go back to sleep for a few more hours and then we’ll go out to eat. I’ll need to borrow some clothes though, considering mine were ripped off of me.”
Ryeowook chuckled. “You’re the one who wanted out of your clothes, and I wasn’t exactly in the mood to take them off slowly. You can borrow some of mine, and dinner or whatever meal it is, will be my treat.”
Sungmin smiled and pulled Ryeowook close, before falling asleep with his head in the crook of Ryeowook’s neck.
OWARI. ((Ummm….not sure what this is. But I might write more because this AU WookMin was fun as hell to write. And no porn because…well because. xD))