Being a Vegetable or a Hacker
I think if I were a vegetable...I would be a turnip.
Na! Not really Turnips, as I understand are dry and wit-less. perhaps a cucumber... Na. Cucumbers are too generic for me. Every guy I know wants to be a cucumber.
No ,If I was a vegitable, I would want to be an overlooked vegitable. Nothing exotic though. I dont think I would grow very well in an exotic climate.
I bet it would be great to grow by the ocean. But how many veggies grow by the ocean? None, as far as I know!
No...I think I want to be a potato. Potatoes are tubers. whatever that means. Carrots are tubers too. They grow under the ground and they are orange. I wouldn't mind being a carrot, but who in the hell would want to be orange? I think beets are tubers. But no....I think I want to be a potato. Yea. Being a potato would be nice. Unless of course you considered that a worm might possible eat your eyes out.
No, On second thought...I dont want to be a vegitable. I think I will continue to be a fruit... LOL!!!
But seriously, I've always wanted to be a computer hacker, though... I know a few people who are... haven't you heard about Mark Abene(a.k.a Phiber Optik) , Kevin Poulsen or Jonathan James (a.k.a c0mrade). Well i know they are criminal hackers but i want to use the skills for like hacking into BAD GUY system... like Die Hard. I've been watching too many movies... need a break.
* chugs a can of coke
Ahhhhhhhhhh!!
Ya someone ping flood 127.0.0.1;
He's trying to hack me.... he's the reason Mario always gets the princess XD; LOL