Fast and the furious
I have for a long time thought that man-kind drives entirely too fast. We are the fastest creatures on earth, and unlike other creatures, we dont depend on our own personal body strenGth to propel us in our manic race from here to there.
Even sickly little old ladIES who cant stand up strAight can drive at God aweful speeds. Its a really scary thought, if you just happen to be me.
Most people are not concerned with the speed of sickly little old ladIES, and are just happy to get from here to there in the quickest time possible(without getting a ticket).
Let me just say...If I had my way, the speed limit throughout would be 50KMPH, or perhaps 60KMPH, on days that I am feeling especially Evil Kenevelish [HANG ON, DID'NT THAT GUY DIE??]. WELL, ANYWAYS I know, that is just my own personal fantacy, and personal fantacIES hardly ever come to fruition. [I AM NOT DRUNK........ ALRIGHT!!!! aHAHAHAHA XD; XD; XD;]
Ok so let's be more realistic about this. Let's ask nature what she thinks.... [YES I THINK NATURE IS FEMALE, ELSE WHY WOULD WE CALL IT MOTHER-NATURE.... THATS MY LOGIC :)]
Well, in nature there is this thing called a circle. And a circle, not unlike the equator on a place we call earth, has 360 degrees. Now the equator on earth is approximately 40,114KM in circumferance, and if you dIvide it into degrees, one degree of the equators circumferance comes to about 110KM. So... I think that this is natures way of telling us, that we should not be driving 110KMPH miles per hour. So would you guys please ...SLOW DOWN!!!!
Surely you can curb your insatiable desire to speed, by 8/10ths of a KM per hour. And besides, at least we dont live on the moon. The moon is 10,920 miles in circumferance and therefore natures speed limit there would be only 30KMph.
I bet there would be a lot less traffic deaths on the moon. And probably a lot more bicycles too. What do you think? Hahaha!! Well yes I had another of my randomness attacks :)